While I was checking out the rankings of our website in Google, I ran across a couple of pretty funny accountancy quotes, which I thought I'd share with you.

“I have no use for bodyguards, but I have very specific use for two highly trained certified public accountants.”
Elvis Presley

“An accountant is a man who watches the battle from the safety of the hills and then comes down to bayonet the wounded”
Unknown

“A statistician is someone who is good with numbers, but lacks the personality to be an accountant”
Unknown

Well, I thought they were funny. On similar lines, I'm collecting a few anecdotes from some of the accountants we work with and will put the best on this blog.

It looks like attempts to cut down the amount of binge and teenage drinking in the UK might backfire as major off license chains and supermarkets are putting pressure on brewers to absorb the recent alcohol tax rises.

Bargain Booze are quoted in the story as having sent a letter to suppliers, saying:

"...We will have to review the position of any brands where the retail ticket is increased in our business ... We regret to say that we cannot absorb the increases in costs that the Budget would seem to demand.' It asks suppliers to help 'by absorbing these increases within your own company'..."

My own view is that the price of alcohol in the UK has little or nothing to do with a 'binge-drinking' culture, if there even is such a thing.

Alcohol in the UK is far, far more expensive than in continental Europe and if the government are insistent on trying to legislate our lifestyles, they are going to have to find more effective ways to do it.